Do you remember on SNL when they used to do the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy segment? This was one of the few things I ever found absolutely hilarious about SNL. I even have a little book collection they published years ago. Yes, yes, I have a weird sense of humor. It's better that we just clear that up right now.
And now, without further ado, some Deep Thoughts.
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more then some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic.
If you're an ant, and you're walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin.
If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how the gladiator fights were organized and scheduled would just drive you up wall.
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese "gems" from burglars.
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me.
You can all stop shaking your heads now. I'm done. For now.
Got to love typos. I wrote "aunt" instead of "ant" in the one about the pudding. LOL
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