Jun 9, 2011

Deeper Thoughts

After a nice, long break next week I'll be jumping back into a very full schedule of teaching and TOEFL shifts. I am determined not to let the posting fall too far behind however. It's really important to me to keep cooking and experimenting and keep the recipes coming. My garden is coming along nicely and it won't be long until I get to try and come up with different ways to use all those vegetables. Hope you're ready for lots of recipes that include squash and zucchini! 

My plan this evening is to try the fried corn recipe my aunt made when visiting her recently in Dallas. But until then, I thought it might be time again to leave you with some more Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.

Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, lucky feeling. 

If you  ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone. 

Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of mass destruction, mankind should be thinking about getting more use out of the weapons we already have. 

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess was why several of us died of tuberculosis. 

When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following to close.

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
 

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