As promised but a bit delayed, I have compiled a selection of funny quotes/mistakes from essay grading and other random assignments from the summer semester. Hope you enjoy.
Two interesting (and incorrect) choices from a reading fill-in-the-blank quiz - both a little frightening...:
1. Prostitution is a challenging task among the youth.
2. Prostitution is a basic framework among the youth.
I just knew Shakespeare was a pot-head.
Marihuana has been knowledge long time ago, since Shakespeare until these days.
I can assure you, this was not happening in my class...
They are students are mating with teacher in class everyday.
Whoa there, China! Let's take it easy with that machinery. It's all fun and games til someone gets hurt...
Agricultural machinery cannot be used wildly by farmers (in China).
I would imagine that many mothers of infants would find a "stop pause bottom" very useful...
If people want to bathroom, they would stop pause bottom, then they go to bathroom.
Seriously people, keep it to yourself, OK?
Marriage is a personal problem.
What is this world coming to when a young mother can't even tack cake for herself?
Imagine that, how young women could take care of the baby and she could not tack cake for herself.
Hmm. Perhaps we need to grade a little harder on the "spilling".
They grade you on your spilling and in your grammar, reading, and your writing.
I have no clue what this last part means, but it has a nice, whimsical ring to it.
I like room class and decoration coolers and hat nary on the will.
Ah, I see! Brian must not have "kwoned" me correctly before our marriage. It all makes sense now.
Some people think if they marry from different cultures its wrong, because they do not kwon them before. Also, when people kwon each other they will have different cultures.
Darn. Been wasting all this time working when all I needed to do was stand outside my door!
However, most people agree that both parents should stay outside door to bring money...
You know the economy is bad when you can't even buy a drunk at the theater.
This is another reason people don’t go to the movie theater it cost’s a lot to buy a drunk or popcorn.
Finally, a sport I would watch.
...when you will pee as a team sport.
Those darn native Americans and their fancy textbooks.
When students study English, they need a regular textbook because they are not native American.
I know I do so much better when my test has a little seasoning.
In my country we don’t use the technology a lot in the test. For example I did test the questions wrote buy hand, and I used in some test normal pepper I mean pepper from my notebook.
Always wise parenting advise:
Parents should have an open communication with their children but not to tell them how ugly they are or how fat they are.
Well if I took three or four hours to get ready, I'm sure plenty of men would fall for me too.
Finely, I fell for some women, because they need to be ready three or four hours before the date.
Ah, the million dollar question.
there comes up the idea of who this person did to see the movie before the premier.
Until next semester!
Love it! Chris is napping and I thought I was going to wake him up because I couldn't keep from laughing so hard.
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